trouble with dreams...

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

top 5 reasons you need cable

1. late-night tv consists of watching the maury povich show and drunkenly calling friends with choice one-liners at 3 a.m.
2. you have watched so many episodes of fear factor, that you can now recognize reruns.
3. you have started watching starting over to get in your real world fix, and are addicted. (the starting over house is the equivalent of real world for middle-aged women with issues)
4. you know all the women's names on the view.
5. your favorite show is blind date.

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